Top five ways you know that you’ve been playing PSHL hockey too long

5) You can curse up a storm in Slovak, but you have no idea what you just said.

4) You bring dark and white button down shirts to work everyday.

3) When your boss says be there at 7:00, you show up at 7:40 figuring you won’t miss the start of anything.

2) When very hungry, you run into a sandwich place out of breath screaming, “SUB! WHITE SUB!!!”

1) And the #1 reason you know you’ve been playing PSHL too long: You think as long as you bring a case of beer to your meeting at work, it’s OK if you come late.

-Dan